A funny thing happened to me yesterday,
I took to drink.
To drown my sorrows
In the bottom of a bottle,
I lived like a leech.
And I latched on,
Drunk on the colostrum,
Meant for newborns.
I just to keep going,
Going deeper into my depravity,
Deepening and weeping.
Here's my laughter at disaster.
Peter Cook, English satirist and comedic actor, was born today in 1937.
Danny DeVito, American actor, director, producer and filmmaker, was born today in 1944.